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your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself
(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"
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22 Caucasian male dicks stuffed into one bag.
Tommy would have sucked a whole bag of dicks to spend spring break in cancun.
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The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor
You are a saint
Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin
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A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.
That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.
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When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.
Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.
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Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.
Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.
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A chubby, overweight, out-of-shape youth.
"Check out that bag o' snacks trying to run over there."
"Yeah, he's puffing wind after running barely 10 feet."
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