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mom is person who always makes you happy and the one who will be always proud of you and stays by your side
mom is the best thing ever
the grim reaper you came out of
person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too
(Son):Can I get a $20 Game. (Mom): Well what do you think I am made of money. (Son): Well Isnt That what mom stands for?
1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.
2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!
"Dude where'd you come from?"
"My MOM...DUH."