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A mom is a caregiver and unconditional love giver, housekeeper, cooker, baker, taxi driver, psychologist, doctor, and discipliner. They are the ones who bear the burden of everything good and bad as the days grow on. They are the ones who might get left behind; as they do so much they don't get as much appreciation.
1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.
2.) M.O.M. Made of money
Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?
Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?
apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to
person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!
Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍
Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant
Mom : are you serious