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One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.
Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?
Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
Beepo says it in his 100 days,hardcore advancements,when he gets a cat varient.
Beppo: new cat who dis?
person A: uhhh
Person B: lets just get away from them
In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :
1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.
One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..
Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!
The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...