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Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 21, 2023

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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019


murder her monkey

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.

I'm going to go murder her monkey later.

by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021


monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it

"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"

by Eddy October 19, 2003


Monkey aquarium

A Discord Server with a bunch of gay people in it, usually harassing you for having a green leaf. Dedicated to Fakewoken 3

Monkey aquarium is so ass

by qerxx August 31, 2023


Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021


All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 4, 2018