Random
Source Code
Random
when someone did something, and so someone decided to control people into doing something, by saying the past tense of the action like it needs to be done
when you poo in a bag and run across the street with it
"ah man im doing a kaviru today"
"jesus man you're rank"
When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah
I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha
Me trying to have a civilized conversation with my guy friend
Him: FRE SHA VOCA DO
Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
to get mad at someone for basically nothing important for a period of 2-5 hours then act like nothing happened
Girl: I am pretty bored, I guess I will do a buculea and have some fun
Guy 1: Yo dude how's your girlfriend
Guy 2: Dunno man she's just done me a buculea, can't talk to her right now
When your homie says something super gay and your call them out for it
“Bruh you just said you like dick. You need to do your 10”