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It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.
My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.
When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!
The best group of friends a girl could have, addicted to screenshots of poetics.
Those Moms 👄 are the smexiest!
The little respect your mother has for your personal life / space. Does whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. Very annoying.
Friend: I was taking a massive dump and my mom walked in and asked me what I wanted for dinner after she did her hair.
Friend 2: Yeah, that's a lot of mom respect for you.
To do the things that only a mom can do.
I need to mom up & clean this pile of dog poop on the carpet that my son got a wiff of while torturing his sister by attempting to put her face in it then proceeded to vomit on top of said poop.