Cocomelon for 5 year olds whose parents have left them.
“Do u watch jack doherty?”
“Yes”
“Ok then please get the fuck out of my sight cuz ur parents left u”
1. Youtuber that flexes money and does gay onlyfans videos and kisses "island boys"
2. The absolute spawn of satan a disgusting pussy who cant fight for shit and hides behind his bodyguards and jerks off to jake paul videos
3 year old kid: Im gonna go watch jack doherty
Me: *Teabags the kid*
A: Did you see Jack Doherty's new video
B: what a dick
Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
When you 100% a game
When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series
Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference