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chicken ass

Afraid to fuck.

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019


Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 17, 2023


Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 21, 2021


Chicken Scrambles

A Southern Indianian delicacy consisting of scrambled eggs and chicken (usually fried).

"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"

by Trump4Prez February 17, 2016


Charles the Chicken

Charles is an immortal chicken god that will bring us all salvation

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

"All hail Charles!" - Charles the Chicken being the immortal chicken god of which we should all worship.

by December 12, 2023


Chicken's Waistcoat

A condom. Rubber-Johnny. Durex.

"Lads, I'm on for shag. Anyone got any chicken's waistcoats?"

by Chilli Vanilli January 28, 2013


chicken drip

Chicken drip: noun; the act of throwing a slap shot potion of invisibility on a crowd of chickens.

Yo dude watch out, I’m about to get that chicken drip

by Leviathin_boi July 31, 2019