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what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024


what's plots

a phrase used to ask what's happening, so commonly used that someone made a party-finding app named after it.

Tristan: Yo what's plots this weekend?
Kent: There's a rave on Eighth Street on Friday, Dave's EDM fest @ Midway this Saturday, and Tati's kickback the afternoon before

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024


What's the best rate?

A confusing question to fill out gaps of awkward silence.

What's the best rate?
In terms of what?
Anything.
IDK.

by NeoCelt January 17, 2024


Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022


Smoke what?

The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 21, 2022


What the Flux

A questionable remark to address a stimulating, confusing, challenging, surprising, remarkable, unbelievable, and amazing situation or scenario that yields almost mind-blowing excitement, concern, emotions, and dopamine.

(When a person who never drinks (that you always want to drink with) actually drinks and says) "I just took my shot and chugged my beer!" Response: "WHAT THE FLUX???" (And you proceed to drink)

by frodegas June 18, 2021


What's trash

Any definition written by dref said right.

"It is O.K. to make fun of blind people on this site because they cannot read what we're writing, however I would advise you strongly not to do that." -- dref said right

by "Correct," Fred declared July 14, 2004