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After giving one a Cincinnati Bow Tie pinch off a large loaf half way into breathing hole, second half of loaf resembles designer neck tie
Hey Shiela did your room mate at the American Lung Society give you that lovely double windsor?
Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.
Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider…
Dying slowly but never been harder…
When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect…
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”
When you scoot all the way back on the toilet seat so you partner can also sit down too. Then you both make boo boo at the same time.
David was in the middle of a massive porcelain hurricane, when Samantha busted the the door down with no time to spare. Davis said , is it double boopie time as he scooted back ! Samantha had just enough room for them to shit comfortablely together !
When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.
Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?
Initial move to announce interest in persuing sexual intercourse. This move requires the use of “just the tip” of the penis to tease the oriface of interest.
My boyfriend “double-tipped” me last night... I had to tell him I was not up for it.
I don’t know if she’s into anal, don’t feel like having the conversation so I’ll try “double-tipping” tonight, while we are having sex.
Having sex with a mom and daughter simultaneously.
Best night of my life was when I threw a pitchers double.