If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

it's what it's

You know how "it's" is basically a shortened version of "it is"? So replace "it's" with "it is" and you get "it is what it is". This version just sounds a bit more fun.

Person 1: Today at school, someone said I looked like white obama.
Person 2: Well, I mean, it's what it's.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You know how "it's" is short for "it is"?
Person 1: Oh, I thought you were having a stroke.

What the fudge

When you want to say what the guck but your parents are around and they will smack u oh daddybddbhehsbss

Me: what the fudge
Parents: gets belt

What's in Your Wallet?

The noisy slogan of Capital One.

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.

sooo what

What you say to your parents or your friends when they say something that either totally ticks you off or or when they say your doing something that will/might get you in trouble, especially when your with your friends.

Person 1: why are you doing that? You might get in trouble.

Person 2: Sooo what?

That’s what she said

Oisín

You’re such an Oisín, you dirty rascal, a that’s what she said

That’s what she said

Smart ass answer for every question

This cheeseburger is good said bob and Andy would say back well that’s what she said