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June 30 is national tit pic day
ask that one girl for tits
do you know what today is
no
it’s national tit pic day😏
Me: hey it's national tit pic day
Her: thank you, here you go
Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?
You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it
Finally it’s national jogging day.
April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance
Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day
July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.
Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*
May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!
Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...