Dick and balls and you suck it for a living
“My penis is hard now suck it”
Its part of the human male body,nothing else to do with it then pee right?
Hey im peeing can u stop looking at my 13 inch penis?
What body part my uncle touched
Mom : have you been touching jimmys penis again?
Uncle : hell yea bitch
A cool device that you can firmly grasp. Also handy to get the ladies.
The penis felt good when I grasped it.
The ding dong in-between your legs.
You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.
My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.
When you have nothing else to say.
"What is the Pythagorean theorem class"
"Penis"