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Sleep Dick-Butt

A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.

Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....

by Ryuuk May 25, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


nappy butt finger

when your finger goes throught the butt-wipe paper, you got a case of the nappy butt finger

ohhhhh nappy butt finer, nooooooo.

that's a nappy butt finger

ohhh nooo nappy butt finger

by victor michael May 18, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt night out

1. A night of drinking, partying and dancing of the most idiotic kind. Usually followed the next morning by a butt melt

We're drinking and fighting on a butt night out

by Action Jackson February 17, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ding-a-ling butt

1) A homosexual
2) A male who recently served time in prison

You just got back from upstate? What's up, then, ding-a-ling butt?

by Jon Digga August 21, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air-Butt-Guitar

the sexual process of placing ones hand in anothers butt extending the fingers, and wiggling them around as if one were playing the air guitar.

i totally banged this girl last night and played favorite air-butt-guitar riffs.

by joshal October 25, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt-fuck endsville

The middle of nowhere. Usually used in the context of a small town on the outskirts of an urban area, or a rural area, esp. one with a low degree of cultural development or sophicstication. Related to butt-fuck nowhere. Abbreviated BFE.

"Christ, they don't even have a 7-11? We must be in the middle of butt-fuck endsville!"

by Writer@Large January 15, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


What What in my Butt Butt?

Question asked after farting

You that smells like shit, Whats in there?
What what in my Butt Butt?

by Father Dean January 25, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž