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Speachless.
As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
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99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow from their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.
Look at that gay delt wearing frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday, he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.
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The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.
She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special
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A sterotype created to demonize Liberals. This term is mostly used when a unpopular war is occuring.
Don't listen to the fools that call you a hippie liberal douche bag, they clearly don't know what they are saying.
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A term used to denote a propensity to vomit among drinkers
Where's Griffiths? He's gone to get his bag
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When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.
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A sterotype created to demonize Liberals. This term is mostly used when a unpopular war is occuring.
Don't listen to the fools that call you a hippie liberal douche bag, they clearly don't know what they are saying.
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