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A New England Whiff is the act of smelling a fart from someone across the room. It does not have to be in a confined space however and can just be the act of smelling a fart in general.
Person 1: Yo did you just catch a New England Whiff?
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.
Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
Being racist
White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."
A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.
Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.
NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.
Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..
Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…
Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
The accent of Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Parts of Eastern Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Maine. It's part of the New England culture. You'll see it on some TV Shows like Family Guy. The accent is declining amongst younger speakers, but older speakers will have a thick New England accent.
Examples of the New England Accent:
Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah
New Hampshire - New Hampshuh
New York - New Yahk
Red Sox - Red Sawx
Water Fountain - Bubbler
Speed Bump - Speed Hump
Very Cold - Wicked Cold
Turn Signal - Blinker
Roundabout - Rotary
February - Febuary
March - Mahch
Summer - Summuh
Your - Yuh
Here - Hy
Asshole - Ess'ole
Worcester - Wuhstuh
Cape Cod - The Cape
Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd
Police - Coppuh
A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.
Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????
Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!