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a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Brayden has a small penis
The one body part you can't stop lying about
"My penis is 12 inches long!"
"Yeah right lol"
Something you suck on to get pleasure. It’s yummy and I want one. He then slides his fingers inside of you and you moan uncontrollably until you cum, which is so fucking sexy baby girl.
I need your penis inside of me
The male reproductive organ that shoots out pee and sperm that I will cut off of you
Person 1: Imma cut off your penis
Person 2: *gets penis cut off*
John:"Man what ice cream is that"
Stacy:"Its penis, Jamal gave it ot me its very big"
The collective noun for a group of male genitalia
Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!