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When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra
Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit holy fucking shit i cummed
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit holy fucking shit i cummed
Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!
"It's Cum Day Bois" -Maikol L.
"Who wants to say school days bro, I want to CUM" -Cody
A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.
That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.
When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"
Remaining semen that hardens after ejaculation.
Van fell asleep after sex and got a cum plug.