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A woman living in Ada, Michigan who has a BMW SUV exclusively to drive her kids to soccer practice and to get “margs” with the girls
Liza is such an Ada mom, did you see her brand new BMW X3?
Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!
-What should Randy name his dog?
-Jon’s Mom.
A super safe meme that a Mom would share on Facebook, usually has a picture of Garfield or someone easily recognizable & has a light joke that you would typically see on a birthday card or refrigerator magnet.
“Don’t show her that meme bro, she wouldn’t get it. She has mom meme humor”
One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.
Dylan’s Mom is so funny!
A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!
Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!
Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house
Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?
Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic