1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.
2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!
"Dude where'd you come from?"
"My MOM...DUH."
The most important, beautiful, amazing woman that popped you out, a true angel.
Unless your mom's a bitch, then fuck her and I hope you don't end up like her, go drink water I love you <3