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On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.
Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day
I went to columbia where I had a great time with my friend-cation king.
a person who you associate with only on the weekends
" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"
When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone
Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”