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When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.
" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"
you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face
hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night
when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.
last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.
Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys
A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey