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When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.
Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.
A female who arrives back from the toilet quickly and has clearly not washed her hands
You were quick, have you washed your hands? Smells like you have vinegar fingers!
When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!
Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!
The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.
Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.
Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
When you finger bang someone but she’s already been nutted in (which leads to moist fingers)
Oh shit I just sweaty finger banged sarah
To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.