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A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)
Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock
When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat
A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.
(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."
When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.
Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.
that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.