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When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.
Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.
A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.
More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.
“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”
Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say
You know when talking to him you need a fart filter
Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...
Danny, you’re a Pilgrim Fart!
A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!
Man: ewwwww are you farting
Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you