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National Caca Cheese Day comes every Wednesday of the week. On this day, you spread the words of love and say "caca cheese!" to someone you love.
Boyfriend: Hey babe.. its Wednesday which means its national caca cheese day.. Caca cheese 💕
Girlfriend: Awww.. Caca cheese u 2 😘😘
when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care
guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals
When you mix a gallon of nacho cheese with a gallon of codeine
Bruh we makin some cheese kool-Aid
A word my mum used to day it's Chesapeake bay mom not cheese a peak buy
Mum:we are at cheese peak buy
everyone dying of laughter:ITS CHESAPEAKE BAY MA
When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.
I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.
The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.
person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."
When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.
"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"