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When 2 people that both have "Bern" in their names telepathically communicate with each other and accidentally plan to tease the crap out of you for something, especially when all 3 of you are very close friends. Usually works between Bernard , Bernie , Bernadette , etc
Dude my 2 closest friends are Bernard and Bernadette. Do you understand how much ****ing double Bern teaming I get abused by?
Someone with exceptionally large breasts that are at least a size 34 DD
Dude 1: Hey man this chick asked me why people called her a Double D'er in track practice the other day. What should I tell her?
Dude 2: Just let her figure it out man it's not hard.
When you lace marijuana with xanex and smoke it in either a blunt or a joint. The high you receive, is the Double Helix.
-Yo lets roll up this weekends extra xanex and weed.
-Yeah yo and we'll smoke it and get Double Helixed!!!!
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Double Chi-Chi Deluxe? More like subscribe to Toad's Mixtape Factory!!!
Eh? No, nothing?
When you accidentally order 2 meals from 2 separate restaurants. Also can be Double Grubberson, Dubberson McGrubberson, Grubble McDubblerson, Big Dubblerbob Grugski, Grubingitis, and many more.
Fuckkkkk dawgg I accidentally ordered double grub off the 50 mg
You're dumb as hell cuhster
When a person you meet has two different ways of behaving.
/Warning! Do not confuse with 'bipolar'!/
Mark realized he was a witness of double exposure when the sweet and shy Jenna he met yesterday cussed at the waiter in front of a big crowd.
Where a female and male are enjoying the 69 position. The female gently polishing the males bell end, the male is flicking the females love bean whilst pounding her vagina with a vibrator set on the lowest speed. As the female starts to climax, without warning the male deep throats her causing her to gag. The male pulls out, spin 180 and as the female is gasping for air the male rams his knob up her vagina and pounds away whilst the vibrator is still inserted. (the double plugging) For an added twist as the males performing the double plugging he should flick the vibrator on to high speed.
Dave - Pete I gave Sarah a proper seeing to last night with a english double plugging.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.
Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.