Mom

Always being embarassing when talking to ur friends, likes to make your self esteem lower.

You're just like my mom!

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

Mom

A hot female version of dad.usually likes to find ur disappeared stuff

Person 1.I fucked my mom last night.

Person 2.lucky. I don't have a mom.

mom

damn yo mom fat af

yo is that ur mom?

nah im adopted *starts mongolian start singing

Mom

Your mom

My mom made spaghetti for dinner.

mom

she will kick ur ass, makes the best dolma and has anger issues

mom

Mom

A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.

Hey mom can I go to the book store?