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Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.
Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."
Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"
when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
When you're goofing off by partying a few days before a test pretty much like procrastination
Originates from a pic on the web where several NY Giants players were partying on a boat in Miami before their playoff game in Green Bay in 2016
Person 1: Oh shit! We had a test?
Person 2: Did you have a New York Giants Boat Party?
Person 1: Errrrrrr
A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"
Lisa "Can't wait"