One eyed Willy

When a girl is so turned on during sex that she begs you to cum inside her. After she gets off, she’s mad because she has to go get that plan B, so she punches you in the eye.

Damn dude, my girl gave me a one eyed Willy last night.

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one-hit wonder

that aggravating bastard with the amazing ability to hoark out your pipe, bowl, or joint with a single greedy hit.

don't invite Joe no more, man, he's a one -hit wonder.
yeah, a cheap-ass lighter thief too.

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Blumpkie-9 plus one

A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.

John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.

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Get one up on you

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

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The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

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Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

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one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

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