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1: someone in tune with cats
2:me
I have no clue how cat tamer would be used.
To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.
"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."
Petal is a lovely black cat who has a gorgeous owner called maddie who is very cool
Whos that scratching at the door-emma
It’s petal the cat lol-maddie
A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.
Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop
To perform cunnilingus voraciously.
Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.
cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.
catlady: I CAT BAN YOU
person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head
A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.