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New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

by 459395 April 10, 2023


The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 2, 2025


Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.

"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"

by urbandictionarier69 December 16, 2013


New Homework

New tasks given to slut to study and follow as part of her Sluttish duties in regard to said slutter.

I don't care about that homework. We gonna do new homework! Without a magnum in sight!

by Jock_Kousteaux April 6, 2016


New Scot

A non-native person living in Scotland who supports Scottish Nationalism.

She’s not English/German/American, she’s a New Scot.

by PizzaDog123 July 29, 2022


New yearsish

Attire appropriate for New Years. Something that isn't red.

That isn't very New Yearsish.

by Memememeneme December 31, 2016


New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.

"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

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