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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

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Dumber than a bag of dicks

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

by Les mcclary February 24, 2019

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big bag of floppy dicks

When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.

Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.

by Daniel Woolf January 7, 2008

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yankee doodle douche bag

1. A synonym for republican

George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag

by Heinous Einous November 21, 2006

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Sucks like a bag of Richards.

Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."

It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".

by Dixxxie Wrect August 5, 2005

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walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 5, 2007

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Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag

VERY loose women, easy, slut.

Usually used by women about other women
( Behind their back's Naturally! )

Betty: I reckon that bitch Tammy would take on a football team!

Emma: That's because she's a Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag!

by Bourbydol April 23, 2006

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