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Once a female gives birth she becomes a overall stronger person- especially physically stronger.
Don’t mess with her she’s got mom strength.
*gets hit by mom*
Damn that sh!t hurt she really got mom strength
When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
When a smash player walks right into it a Bowser Main f-smash.
Tim MoM checked a Pokémon trainer player while playing his favorite character, bowser.
Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).
Alex: Hey how's it going m8?
Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?
Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?
Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.
Alex: :(
A phrase to describe someones mom in particular; someone named Finley.
hehe gnome
Random Friend: (Playing Video Game) Which gun should I use?
Finley: I don't know, Rob knows more about this game then me, Rob?
Robert: FINLEYS MOM
The most annoying person you know
“You know Chase?”
“Yeah”
“He’s kind of annoying, he’s definitely a biracial with a white mom”
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Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom
Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!