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shitass the cat

shitass is the name given to one of the pets in dnd they resemble a fat, lazy, white cat the origin of shitass is fatass a background character seen eating a bowl of a unkown substance in the battle cats. Shitass is a lower quality fatass who can fly. There main way of attacking is ramming into opponents they are a passive being unless provoked it can be tamed only by the most charismatic of beings. The female opposite of shitass is sandvish

look at shitass the cat fly!

by blorble can November 28, 2023


Mogger Cat

A Cat, typically found in Burger restaurants whose owner name is Hans, often found in germany. It'll take nearly, if not all of your aura if you encounter it.

Oh no, the Mogger Cat is there! Hide!

by j0ejxxxj November 01, 2024


Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021


cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa October 01, 2019


stray cam cat

The act of having cams mom and sister lick cottage cheese off your cock like stray cats

What's up I heard you got a stray cam cat last night

by Menphie132 March 10, 2024


Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.

As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.

by uoy era ohW July 01, 2020


cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.

Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?

by Skram22 July 21, 2017