Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.
That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.
When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.
I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.
Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.
When you cun so much you dick blows up.
oh fuck i just nut busted and now i have no dick
The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.
I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!
it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)
“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”
That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts