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flushed straight down the toilet
we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser
Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
When you end a night with a glass, read bottle, of wine and "wind down" for the night.
So what do you have going on for the rest of the night!?
Oh, I think I'm just going to be wine'n down
Girl! You know wine is crying juice!
To bunker down, is to stay and set up camp. To bungler down means your in a safe place. When you find that feeling of home, you know what to do! YOU BUNKER DOWN FOOL.
No frank! I’m not leaving I’m going to bunker down, and make this our home. You can stay and bunker down to or GO.
To bunker down, is to stay and set up camp. To bungler down means your in a safe place. When you find that feeling of home, you know what to do! YOU BUNKER DOWN FOOL.
No frank! I’m not leaving I’m going to bunker down, and make this our home. You can stay and bunker down to or GO.
And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
FaZe Down syndrome is when a fan of the Call of Duty league franchise "Atlanta FaZe" becomes so obsessed with the team that all logic flies out the window
Symptoms include:
Agreeing with everything a faze player says
Making awful excuses about why faze lost a game (eg. "It was Rigged!")
Arguing with anyone on twitter who says faze isn't the best
That guy over there thinks simp is greater than Scump he obviously has FaZe Down Syndrome