The white sticky stuff that comes out of a penis
Jered: Bro is that Cum?
Brian: no, you idiot, it is milk
some white stuff your penis spits out when you
smash your meat
so grab the lotion and wipes and lets begin!
"I beat my meat so I cummed"
"I died while beating my meat but cummed"
"I cummed on my autistic girlfriend"
White sticky pp juice that cums out of your pp when you gie your pp a rub rub
Me: EWW THATS CUM
Joe: no thats just milk
The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.
"Hey X listen to this joke"
Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*