The same as good times, but for things that haven't happened yet.
I'd be like "Fuck you!" and you'd be like "I'm going to murder you asshole!" Good Future Times!
When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.
Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.
When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.
When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”
Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.
I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.
What every fucking kid uses when they are losing in a 1v1
guy 1: *uses time stop*
guy 2: “wow this kid really needs TS”