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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023


Fart in time

Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.

Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.

by Posterboy1888 August 18, 2021


the best song of all time

i'm mr. dweamy clay
and i miss my gogy man

the best song of all time is lit this

by dweamycreamy January 08, 2022


Gamers Time

while i respect the dedication into what gamers time did it's clear that anyone could achieve what they achieved due to it looking (compared to most actual 3d models of things with complex geometry) really bad, so while they could theoretically become a "3d modeler" at their skill level (which is essentially zero) it would take months if not years of work in order to build skill

Gamers Time: hi
person 1: while i respect the dedication into what gamers time did it's clear that anyone could achieve what they achieved due to it looking (compared to most actual 3d models of things with complex geometry) really bad, so while they could theoretically become a "3d modeler" at their skill level (which is essentially zero) it would take months if not years of work in order to build skill

by Gamers Time April 20, 2024


Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021


Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 25, 2020


COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 04, 2020