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If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals
speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery
Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere
Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)
Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc
insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up
fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit
maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit
Similar to "Do it for the vine"
Just doing "Do it for the snap" because there is a channel on Snapchat where its 10 second talents.
Girl 1: Do it for the snap
Girl 2: *does the talent*
Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.
Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit
A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.
1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD MEG, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "HAHAHA! THAT! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! What the fuck are we doing? We're letting the trannies do what ever they wamt but I have ro pretend I didn't create A.I. That's what We're doing."