Down oven

The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.

I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.

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Will Downes

Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.

Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*

right down

Someone who surprises you by how into giving oral sex they are. Possibly tries to downplay or deny interest in front of friends. If male, may seem to prefer giving oral sex over penetration.

Alan's right down--stayed there for hours then went home. Total trip.

down to get brown

To get naughty and or do drugs

Sure I'm down to get brown tonight ,

shack down

To settle down with someone

I've decided to shack down with Bethany after dating her for five years

fritz down

a boy that is desperately down for any girl no matter her flaws

girl1: omg he’s such a fritz down
girl2: your right

Chills Down My Spine

Chills Down My Spine is often referred to as a feeling you get when unsettled. This is not the correct definition. The actual definition is that Chills Down My Spine is a remix of the chase theme for a demonic Ronald McDonald from little known horror game Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion. The remix is the perfect theme for Satan if he were made of 100% BEEF. All of you “normies” who don’t use this correct definition can go suck an egg.

- Little Timmy, who is a toxic fan of this game.

Person: Man, I really like listening to Chills Down My Spine!
Guy: Oh, like that song by that rappe-
Person: NO, BICHON FRISÉE! I’M OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT THE REMIX TO A THEME FROM A NOT WELL KNOWN GAME! HOW COULD YOU NOW KNOW THAT?! FOR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO DIE!
Guy: I think that’s an overreacti-
Person: *Shoots gun Kill Boom Haha*