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Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.
Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."
Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"
Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"
Dave Madden: "..."
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A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.
"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"
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The phenomenon that causes females to be repulsed by the mention of Dave. It is believed to be triggered by Dave's chronic knowitallism and overall weirdness. Other possible causes include a funny smell, a funny face, and a geeky demeanor.
"Hey Sarah, do you know Dave?"
"Ew, don't even say that name. It gives me the heebee jeebees."
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Former Metallica guitarist. Was kicked out after being a drunkard/punching James Hetfield/not swallowing with Lars. They used his ideas for virtually all of their first two albums. Which were probably the only good ones. He decided to form a band called Megadeth. He was once in Metallica...he mentions it in every interview. Megadeth were one of the Big Four of thrash, along with Slayer, Anthrax and Metallica who Dave was once in. Dave is famously ginger. Recently became an uberchristian, but is still an amazing guitarist with a huge ego and a chip on his shoulder because of what those people in Metallica did to him. Wears flannel shirts onstage and can play riffs nobody else can. He was also once in a band called Metallica. Most famous for 'Hangar 18', 'Tornado Of Souls', 'Symphony Of Destruction', 'In The Navy' and 'Mechanix', which Metallica stole for 'The Four Horsemen'. At one time, Mustaine was a member of Metallica though so it's fine.
I heard Dave Mustaine was in a band before Megadeth, after Panic. I think it was slayer. No...Pantera. No...who was it?
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a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.
Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.
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Can be used as all parts of speech, except for a conjunction, proper noun, and preposition: a step-dave is an angry, critical, over-bearing, overzealous step-parent, that has a skewed view of the world. Step-Dave can be used as an insult, or just to replace words in a sentence.
(Someone just spilled coffee all over your sofa) "Wow, your such a Step-Dave!" Or, "STEP-DAVE! I spilled coffee all over your sofa." "Stop Step-Daving all over my sofa, you Step-Dave!"
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To masturbate with a strap-on while thinking about your mother.
As i went down stairs i noticed Danny was Giving himself an evil dave! Oh-No!!!
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