fish crotch

(n.) 1.) the smell that emanates from your crotch after a successful night of sex without a condom. if it goes away after a shower, it is nothing more than that. (a misconception that crotches smell just from being dirty, when in reality, it is men's semen that smells, after it has slow cooked during the night.) 2.) a sign of a vaginal infection called bacterial vaginosis. if you did not have sex the night before AND this fishy smell doesn't go away after a shower, you have a bacterial infection. go to the doctor. do not douche or try to cover it up with cheap perfume, it will just smell like rotten fish in a spring garden.

"The official diagnosis," said Dr. Pat McGroin," is fish crotch. Start her on antibiotics immediately. Oh, and go lock up the cats."

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fish vagina

smells like human

Nemo: What's that awful smell?
Martin: It smells like human...
Nemo: FISH VAGINA. Dory close your legs!
Dory: Sorry

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dirty fish

A girl who has sex, and then days later a condom falls out of her lady crevice.

Stay away from that lady, she is a dirty fish. Go play some shuffleboard instead.

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Pleasure Fishing

Going to to sea, fishing out a large fish. Using tweezers and roughly, for blood, tear the anus apart. Thrusting into the anus with an object or a fleshy blood filled sponge like object until it explodes all over you and you orgasm. Is best if fish is still alive. Then first person spotted eats fish.

Logan went fishing and caught a Gabe and shared the pleasure fish with Ian. They came back to their house with Joey asking why they smelt so bad. They said they went hardcore Pleasure Fishing.

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Status Fishing

Also called Status Baiting. When the status message a person puts up on Facebook, GChat, AIM, etc., is specifically written in order to get someone to respond to it, whether it be a group of people or a specific person.

Instead of bragging, she decided to go status fishing and intentionally wrote "Best News EVER!!!" as a status so someone would ask her what happened.

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Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."

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sloppy fish

A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.

Mikey Nitrous brought a tank to the bachelor party and 3 dudes pulled a sloppy fish.

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