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A type of goth that belives in futre.
Goths who follow the futre styles, such as flashy clothing, bright colors, glowsticks and such.
Cyber goths usually have colorfull dreadlock falls, goggles, and boots, and alot of colorful bracelets and other accesories.
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Those who have reached a level of gothiness in excess of what one would suspect a living human to be capable of.
OMG, I just got an uber goth to autograph this box count chocula!!!
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An emotionally gothic person. Recently these "hybrids" hav ebeen poping up all over the place.
They wear black like a gothic person would. However, unlike a gothic person they wear their hair in the typical emo-fashion as well as listen to your typical emo music. Some also listen to punk music aswell
They tend to be found in large quantities in any present day high school or shopping mall.
"Hey dude, what's with that goth? He has his hair down like an emo... but he's in like a black trentch coat?"
"Oh that, don't worry about him. He's an emo goth. He's a pussy."
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Someone who believes they are a Goth, when in reality, they are conformers to a class of people they believe to be "cool"
Identification Tips-
1. Excessive Piercing (Beyond an ear or lip)
2. Hairstyles beyond unnatural, a True Goth may color hair white or black or some natural tone, while mall goths prefer green, pink, purple, and bright neon red
3. Fascination with the store Hot Topic
4. An even bigger fascination with Twilight and Edward "twinkle-toes" Cullen
5. A preference of My Chemical Romance over true Gothic music like Theater of Tragedy and Saviour Machine
6. Complete lack of knowledge of the word Azrael
7. If you mention Edward Cullen they shriek like Hannah Montana fans
8. Belief that Paganism is the same as Demon Worship
9. Belief that Veganism is the same as Paganism
10. Pentagram necklaces are not a sure sign, but may be worn by Mall-Goths
11. Belief that Edward Cullen is Jesus Christ and that Jesus Christ never existed, even though we know a guy named Jesus lived 2000 years ago and used magic to heal people and blood sacrificed himself, making him a better Goth than all these people
Mall Goth Hunter: "Edward Cullen"
Group of Mall Goths: "EEIIEIIIIIII He is so hot, I bet he shops at Hot Topic"
Jesus Christ: "Wow that's kinda creepy"
Mall Goth Hunter"Very creepy"
Mall Goth:"Who are you talking to? He doesn't exist"
Jesus Christ:"I'm standing right here."
Mall Goth:"Doesn't matter, Ozzy Osbourne says you don't exist, so you don't exist."
Mall Goth Hunter:"Ozzy never said anything like that, come on Jesus, let's go talk to Azrael"
Mall Goth:"Who?"
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basically vince noir from series 2 onwards of the mighty boosh.
an excellent mix of bright, surreal eye catching clothing , (electro) while combined with the stereotypical "dark" goth types.
these goth fairies are more into the fashion than deep thinking, but are not posers like some emo kids and goths (not saying all goths are posers, just some who think they're being cool ect, see the poser goths.)
Vince Noir's mirror ball costume combined with his black barnet and eye make up is common example of goth fairy styling. i think it's cool
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A belief held by goths that they are somehow more special than your average person. If you ask a goth to describe goths as a whole, they will tell you that goths are smart, intelligent, and creative people. This is a fallacy, they are no more smart/dumb/creative/good looking/ugly than any other group. They're average, like everyone else.
Person who wrote the top definition of goth on urbandictionary -- "Goths are also very intelligent and creative."
Random person-- "Stop using goth logic. You're not any more special than anyone else, despite the fact you wear a black leather corset."
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An American Goth. The Fat Goth is pretty much only an American Phenomena; you wont find very many Fat Goths in other countries.
Fat Goths are way goth because they eat McDonalds to kill themselves with colon cancer.
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