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A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.
Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.
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A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.
I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.
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Famous Jazz guitarist from america. Most well known for his hit song, The Water's Rising
Dan Rose plays such jazzy licks
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Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
That gay man isn’t as gay as dan wells
1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
Did you do the Dan Andrews in your apartment?
A youtube duo who's been on youtube for almost the start. They are both part of the Lgbtq+ Community.
There has been some speculation about whether these two are dating. However, these two would like to keep personal details of their life private (reasonably) since sometimes, the dan and phil fandom like to fetishise these two men for simply being together.
And it has become slightly worse since they have come out. Yet, these two people are very funny, and I will not stop watching their content.
Dan= Daniel Howell(30 as of 2021)
Phil= Philip Lester(34 as of 2021)
Some fan:Hey, did you watch the new Christmas Dan&Phil video?
Some other fan: Not yet, thanks for reminding me!
Adorable is the person word for dania she is so cut and nice and comforting and really sweet she seems like she gives amazing hugs and always makes the atmosphere around her better and makes everyone happy i love dania so so much and i hope she knows that <3
I prefer people as nice as dania / dan