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Poo Girl is the name given to a girl who fell into the Yellow Bubble toilets at Leeds Festival 2009.
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.
Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.
In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival stories, Legends and Myths, which include, among others the infamous 'Pop up Pirate' and the girl who was pooed on by a drunk man after failing to lock a toilet door!
Both The Sun and Sky News reported on the event, providing fully archived evidence of the historic event!
Festival goer 1: "Did you hear what happed in Yellow Bubble toilets?"
Festival goer 2: "About the girl who fell in?"
Festival goer 1: "Yeah haha, thats going to go down in history, she'll forever be known as 'Poo Girl'"
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Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.
Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"
An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.
Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!
The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.
"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."
"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."
a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.
When you have a slippy poo (Fantom Poo) and it goes down the pipe on its own
Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.
I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.
The tingly feeling that surprises your butthole after a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale
Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle