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"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.
Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard
When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.
I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.
A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.
"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"
A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind
Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world
When you like to bust fat nuts on or near people In a menacing way, this can also be seen as a racist act if you scream clopping (search that) as you do it
Person 1 I love Terrorist fapping
Person 2 yo wtf bro
When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains
"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"