Random
Source Code
Random
The opposite of tig ol bittys. Little ol titties.
Damn that girl got some tittle ol Littys. She ain't got nothing.
Intelectual who is so bored that they become a god
Hi there qasdwsdfedfgrfghtghjyhjkujklikl;ol;'p;'#
Bow to me scum
1👍 1👎
The lips grow every single day.
Dang bro you got them big ole lips
Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.
I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.
When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.
-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.
-Ah, the ol muddy slug.
When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.
When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep
Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.