Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

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Smoke Route

A system of backroads and throughstreets that lead you to where you started. Used by stoners with nowhere to smoke weed in a congested city. They drive these routes while smoking weed, because they are convinced that no police ever go through the systems of roads they used.

Joe: 'Hey fucknugget, don't spark that, cops come through here."

Chris: "Aight, Joe, lets go on a smoke route, hop in my car"

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poll smoking

Homosexual oral sex behavior. aka. Blow jobs.

"Wanna go poll smoking?"

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smoke one!

a blunt, dope, weed, etc. somethin 2 get u ^

When me and you gone smoke one together?

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Smoke weed

A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".

Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch

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tit smoked

To get burned or insulted completely that the person that insulted can say that they just smoked your tits.

Zach: There are so many guys in here that it is like a sausge fest and a half

Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half

Zach: Oh man

Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked

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smoking a fag

British term for smoking a cigarette

"Ay cuz, you fuckin taking the piss?"
"Nah, just smoking a fag. Want one?"

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