Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.

Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!

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sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

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burrito making

to make love a la mexican; mexican sex; ridin da burro, burro style; hit it from da back

yo ese i hurd u and maria we burrito making all last week.

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Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.

Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.

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burrito blues

Feeling bloated and full after eating a Burrito that is way too big to be eaten in one sitting.

You don't look so good....you ok? "I don't feel so good and I can't focus on any work after lunch....I have the Burrito Blues!"

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wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

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Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

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