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The Liam Neeson of Rock.
Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)
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a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
A manoeuvre where an individual screams at a female in a manner to intimidate her out of the house.
Stop doing a jon.
My friends a jon.
When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.
Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)
A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”
*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!
An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain